Dad Committed Adultery?

This is really a funny conversation that happened between me and my son Josh plus our driver. We were cruising Makati Avenue on our way home from Rockwell.

Driver: Ma'am di ba dati one way ito? (This used to be one way)

Me: OO (yes)

Driver: Naalala ko nung isang wedding coverage namin ni Sir. Pinasok namin to, hinuli kami ng pulis. Buti mabilis mag-isip si Sir. Sinabi sa pulis late na sya sa kasal nya. Buti nalang naka americana sya. (I remember passing this street, the policeman stopped us and told us that it's one way. Good thing Sir immediately thought of something. He told the police that he was getting married and he was late already. Good thing he was wearing a suit.)

Josh: Mom, you didn't get offended when you heard that story?

Me: Why should I?

Josh: You know Daddy committed adultery.